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(Some of these jokes may be innapropriate for younger people, though I keep foul language off my site. Some adult situations may be involved.) A Funny Story. (This is not a joke, it is a true story) A man jumped from the fifth story roof of his apartment building in an attempt to commit suicide. His attempt to kill himself would have been unsuccessful had he not been shot through the head by a shotgun blast on his way past the third story window of Tom Franklin's apartment. The reason it would have been unsuccessful was due to the net that they had placed on the building to protect the window-washers from dying if they fell. For years Tom Franklin had been threatening his wife with an unloaded shotgun when they had marital disagreements. He kept the gun unloaded so there would be little risk of him killing her. Their son, James, had recently been taken out of their will, and sought revenge on his parents by loading the shotgun without their knowing it. During an arguement, Tom pulled the trigger and, instead of hitting his wife, the blast took out the window, and killed the man commiting suicide. When the sherrif's department heard about this, they were going to call it murder without intent. A striking twist to the story (as if it weren't wierd enough) is that the man who jumped off the building was James Franklin, Tom's Son. Therefore, since James had loaded the gun with intent of his father killing his mother, they called it a case of suicide, and left it at that. THE RABBIT JOKE! A lab rabbit escapes from the laboratory. He makes his way across a field, white as can be, and happens upon a group of wild male rabbits. "Hello" He says "My name is 541" He smiles and gets introduced to the group. One rabbit speaks to him in particular. "I am Leroy" The rabbit speaks. "Where are you from?" Leroy asks. "I come from the lab over there, and I was wondering if you could show me how wild rabbits live?" 541 queried. "Sure, first, you have to go over to that garden and eat some lettuce." Leroy pointed, and 541 was off. 541 returned forty minutes later with a grin on his face. "What now?" He asked. "Now, you need to go visit the female rabbits. They are nice and they can show you what we do most of the time." Leroy answered, again pointing. 541 dissapeared into the thicket for a while, and came back cheery and elated. "Wow! So that's what it's like?" 541 commented. "I would love to live like this." 541 added. "Why don't you stay here, then?" Leroy asked. "Because I have to get back to the lab. I'm just dying for a cigarrette."